Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
MUTHU AND HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
MUTHU AND LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU AND TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in
his village .. and Muthu said ... 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
MUTHU AND HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.. First he cut off one
leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.... The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
MUTHU AND DRIVER
When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the
back. I will drive...'
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager
asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard '* WASHBASIN*'
MUTHU AND INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.... I will just stop my imagination.'